Thursday, August 27, 2020

Can Orcs Be Fixed?

UPDATE: In view of recent discussions on the OSR discord server, I'm not sure how much I agree with this initial post I have made anymore. The basic gist of the argument against this post was that it is inherently a colonialist, white supremacist attitude to at all assign any species the role of being a killable Other for the purpose of the game. I'll have to rethink this a bit, but for now I am leaving this blog post up for the consideration of others.

Disclaimer: This article is written from the perspective of a white man, and as a result should be taken with a grain of salt, I am not and never will consider myself to be an expert on racial issues, and the voices of people of color should hold more weight than my own in this context.

D&D's orcs are racist caricatures. This is a bad thing and should not continue.

Those two statements form the premise for the rest of this post, if you fundamentally disagree with those two statements, I don't care about your opinion and I don't want to discuss it with you. If you comment disagreeing about this, I will delete your comment, because I don't care and its not what I want to discuss.

I want to discuss how to fix this problem, and if you have any input on that, I would be very happy to hear from you.

There seem to be two main groups of thought in how to fix orcs. The first is to portray orcs as complicated sentient creatures with emotional depth, rather than sacks of hit points with racial stereotypes tacked on. The second is to try and separate orcs from racial stereotypes, and to instead emphasize their purpose as sacks of hit points.

While the first idea is the most popular, the second idea is the one I like more, though I do understand the first solution and think it has merit and is a valid solution.

My reasoning is that D&D fundamentally needs monsters to fight in order to be a fun game, at least for the kind of game I want to run. And I don't like morally complicated things. Its partially due to the nature of my mental illnesses, which makes me have difficulty seeing in shades of gray, and partially because when I sit down to write or play a game, I do so out of a desire for escapism, and I don't want to have to make difficult moral choices (this isn't to say I want my games to be apolitical, sometimes escapism can be beating the shit out of fictional bigots, and anyone who tries to claim that arts/games/whatever can be apolitical I'm going to have to disagree with). 

So, it is very very obvious that orcs, as they stand now, are not good for my purposes, which is to be uncomplicated monsters. So how can I fix this? 

If I go the more popular root of humanizing orcs, I simply make orcs another species that exists in my world. However, there are three difficulties with this solution, at least for me.

1. If I wanted to go in the direction of portraying orcs as a fantastical version of people of color in a non-offensive and well thought out way, that is very very difficult. It is hard to present a fundamentally non-human being as an analogue for a person of color without it being incredibly racist and in bad taste.
2. Presenting orcs as an analogue for people of color, even if somehow done incredibly respectfully and in a progressive manner, still seems like a way of getting around just having actual people of color in your campaign world, and takes away the spotlight from them somewhat.
3. I still wouldn't have a group of 1 HD monsters for my players to fight without feeling bad about. Which, depending on the game you're running, could be a good thing, but its not what I'm looking for.

There are two other potential solutions that I find would work for me specifically much better.

Solution 1: Orcs as Fascists

Fascists are an easy target for morally simple violence, because a fascist is viewed as evil for good reason. A fascist is violent because they want to be dominant and in control, because they hate difference and want themselves to be the sole power in existence.

This solution is not without its problems, because presenting an entire species as fascists takes away the agency of the individual to be evil. It is essentially reducing the evils of fascism to "orcish nature" rather than the actual complex system of hatred, propaganda, and evil that it is. Nobody is born a fascist, they are molded into one by politicians and bigots.

A solution to this is to have orcs literally be human beings that are shaped by an evil ideology, one so corrupted and cruel that it physically twists their bodies into a crueler form. Half-orcs are those that were raised in the ideology but escaped soon enough to not be corrupted wholly, though the physical effects are still evident. Humans become orcs over time, and orcish babies start out as humans. This also fixes the "what to do with baby orcs" problem, since inherently it means that orcs are not genetically chaotic evil, so one has a moral imperative to save the orc babies and take them to an orphanage.

Of course, this physical appearance needs to be completely divorced from the racist depictions that already exist. This also applies to all the other solutions I have. Don't have your orcs have dark brown/black skin, thick lips, dreadlocks and wear "primitive" clothing. These fascist orcs I described might wear jackboots and armor emblazoned with the symbols of their cruel ideology, their skin color isn't really important, its whatever it was before they were turned, perhaps more rough and thicker though. They still have fangs and pig snouts, the better for sniffing out victims and ripping them apart.

Don't make your orcs look like this, especially the one in the middle. From the 4th edition D&D Monster Vault.

However, this solution does have the problem of potentially making those who were raised in bigoted environments feel like monsters, and that there is nothing they can do about it. You could have it that as a half-orc does good deeds and unlearns their ideology they become more and more human, both physically and mentally.

Solution 2: Orcs as Completely Non-Human

This is less of a replacement of orcish behavior and attitudes and more of a replacement of orcs entirely. Instead of having humanoids with piggish features and a militaristic attitude, there instead are literal bipedal boars that live in colonies similar to ants, and function on instinct rather than intellect. These man-pigs don't fight because they're evil, they aren't sentient, they fight for the protection of the Sow-Queen and to expand their colony.

The swine from Darkest Dungeon

Or maybe there is a sorcerer, putting demons into the bodies of innocents and forcing them to fight his battles, the demonic presence within them changing their body into one more suited for combat. These aren't war-like humanoids, they are victims of demonic possession, modified for war and designed to spread conflict. They have jagged fangs and claws and beady red eyes that reflect back fear and horror at their own actions, even as their bestial throats bellow forth war cries. Maybe the sorcerer is long dead, but his army still lives, wandering the world and inhabiting dungeons.
Not quite what I'm describing but the deadites from the Evil Dead franchise are close.

But What If I Want My Players To Negotiate With Orcs?

If you want your players to be able to negotiate and make peace with orcs, then why not just replace them with humans or some other, new species of your own creation? This article is about how to preserve the role of the 1 hit die cannon fodder that can be slain without guilt, for more complex characters like that, something else is required. Replace them with a band of cave dwelling bandits or descendants of humans that evolved to live underground and have been fighting out of necessity and fear. These both would make for interesting role playing opportunities.

But we can have a fun role playing experience without falling back on old stereotypes and bigotry in order to have "bad guys". We don't need to be old school in our rulesets AND our ideology. Yes, D&D is just a game, but games are art, and works of art reflect the beliefs (both consciously and unconsciously) of those who create them.

I understand the need for violence in a lot of old school games, I really do, its a core part of the pulp fantasy nature of the game. I'm not complaining about that. But we don't need the monsters that our characters fight be racist caricatures.

Wednesday, August 19, 2020


Its finally here folks! Thank you all so much for your support with this project, this was really a labor of love and the kind words y'all have commented have really helped me throughout this process.

This supplement isn't going to be for everyone, obviously the style and ruleset is going to be a little alienating, but I hope that given the restrictions of the OD&Desque format and horror influences I've made something that can be quite usable. 

Also, I wanted to make a quick note on how mental illness is treated in this supplement, since obviously anything that deals with"insanity" is gonna be a little weird. I'm mentally ill, I don't talk about it much but I suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, among other symptoms which have yet to be given formal diagnoses. Part of what has drawn me to the King in Yellow and the Cthulhu mythos are the themes of obsession and being driven mad from forbidden knowledge, which to me feels almost relatable and definitely pretty close to home. Madness and insanity are core themes of these works, so if I stripped them out of Lost Carcosa it would be a bit odd. Nevertheless, I feel like works dealing with mental illness often treat the DSM-V like a monster manual rather than actually have tasteful and complex depictions of mental illness. I've tried to tend towards tastefulness here.

I hope you all enjoy this, and get good use out of it! If you want to, feel free to review it on your blog, I'd love to hear your feedback about it!

Saturday, August 8, 2020

Lost Carcosa Update: Nearly Finished!

This might be the last or second-to-last update I make about this, since I have good news! Supplement 🜏: Lost Carcosa is nearly finished!

The most recent iteration of the document is 64 pages long, but the finished product should be 70-75 pages long.

Here is a list of what is currently featured:

  • Descriptions of 14 deities to be worshiped or feared, ranging from the benevolent Bast to the vile King in Yellow.
  • Descriptions of 13 (or 12, depending on how you count horribly mutated fused royalty) NPCs which can be encountered in Carcosa.
  • 350 interesting things to find while exploring the wilderness of Carcosa, spread across 7 regions, along with random encounter tables for each region.
  • 36 monsters with combat statistics for old school fantasy games.
  • 11 new spells drawn from weird fiction.
  • 21 eldritch and unnatural magic items.
  • 3 new playable character species.
  • A mutation table.
  • A detailed system to generate the Dark Young of Sheol-Nugganoth
  • Shoddy, amateur layout!

By the time the supplement is finished, it will also feature:
  • Tables for creating small dungeon delves to be placed in the uncharted wilderness.
  • A small sample dungeon to get things started quickly.
  • Optional, simplified rules for hex crawling in Carcosa.
  • A list of Carcosan names.
  • Carcosan dungeon encounter tables.
Hopefully I'll have a draft done in a few days, after which I'll do some testing and revise it. After that, I'll be putting it up for sale on DrivethruRPG.

Thank you all so much for your advice and support, and I hope you will enjoy reading and using Lost Carcosa as much I did making it!

Tuesday, July 21, 2020

What Do YOU Want From Lost Carcosa?

I'd say I'm about 70% done maybe with Supplement 🜏: Lost Carcosa, and I want input as to what I'm going to focus on the most. Progress has slowed a bit as I've gotten somewhat more ambitious than previously expected. My original estimate for the length of the supplement was 60 pages, now I imagine it is likely to be a little bit larger than that.

Progress is also slow because I keep reading and rereading my sources of inspiration to make sure I get the tone I want and that I'm in the right head-space.

Also, I realized I wasn't clear about this, but this will be likely sold on DrivethruRPG for 4.99.

Currently, what I have left to work on is as follows:

  • Finish writing up in digital format the random tables and locations for the Forest of Ys, the Sea of Demhe, the Colour-Blighted Wastes, the Valley of Yhtill, and the Carcosan Underworld.
  • Write up a mutation table
  • Create a brief, easy to read history of Carcosa.
  • Write up information for the deities Yig, Bast, Cthulhu, Father Dagon and Mother Hydra, Naotalba, Thale, and the Phantom of Truth.
  • Write up information for the NPCs Mr. Wilde, Hildred Castaigne, Jeanne D'Ys, Cassilda and Camilla, the Woman in The Wallpaper, Aldones and Uoht, Keziah Mason, Richard Upton Pickman, Boris Yvain, Philip Castaigne, Hali, and Haita.
  • Maybe make a little sample dungeon?

Anyway, I want to know what y'all think are the most important things I should focus on, and so I've put together a little strawpoll below:

Thank you for reading!

Wednesday, July 8, 2020

Lost Carcosa Preview

The following is a work in progress excerpt from my upcoming supplement, Lost Carcosa.

Vast dunes of powdery yellow sand go on for miles, broken by the ruins of long dead civilizations. Rotan is a land of death and bleached bone, inhabited by monsters and the ferocious green men of Barsoom. Scholars say that here is where the King in Yellow first came to Aldebaran, transforming the sands a sickly yellow color and breaking down the barriers between worlds. Wanderers in Rotan seldom survive this harsh environment if they come unprepared; the landscape seems to shift and warp to lead travelers to their doom.

The Black Pyramid: Towering high into the sky, the twin suns of Aldebaran shining off its reflective obsidian surface, the Black Pyramid is a truly awe inspiring sight. Cultists devoted to the Crawling Chaos come from far and wide to worship at this place. Those few who enter the pyramid and return alive claim that it is larger on the inside than seems possible, seeming more like a vast city than a single building. They tell stories of horrible abominations that thirst for human blood, but also of vast troves of treasure, all contained within endless winding corridors and oddly angled rooms. Some believe that if you reach the center of the pyramid alive, you are granted an audience with Nyarlathotep himself.

Roll of 2 Six Sided Dice
Monster Encountered
Feral Thoats
Feral Calots
Green Men
Skeletons (See BOOK II of the core rules)
Cats from Saturn
Dimensional Shamblers
Mummies (See BOOK II of the core rules)
Larvae of the Great Old Ones


Percentile Die 
Thing To Find
A huge cactus stands atop a dune, grown into 
the shape of the Yellow Sign.
A well, at the bottom of which lurks a 
weakened and hungry shoggoth.
A sandstone obelisk carved with strange 
symbols which seem to write and change.
A seemingly beautiful oasis, whose waters 
and foliage hide lurking monsters.
A small grove of dead, gray trees, 
half-buried with sand.
An ancient temple to a long-dead god, 
partially submerged in sand.
A dune moves like a living creature, 
groaning like a whale in pain.
A small, abandoned town inhabited only by ghosts.
A broken statue depicting a winged god.
Sarcophagi containing the mummified 
remains of ancient royalty.
A wandering caravan of traders who 
are selling strange magical objects.
A group of raiders, traveling aboard a 
strange ship made to travel over sand dunes on skis.
The enormous bones of some ancient, primeval creature.
A flock of buzzards flying through the 
sky, their formation mimicking the Yellow Sign.
A vast plain of partially buried bones 
and discarded weapons.
A tomb containing dozens of mummified 
corpses stacked on top of each other.
A pit so deep that one cannot see the bottom.
The wind whispers the names of the party 
members, and tells them how they will be killed by 
the King in Yellow.
A field of rocks that are sharp as knives, 
stained with fresh blood.
A sandstorm, the general outline of which 
resembles a vast hooded figure.
A spiraling “whirlpool” of sand.
Huge spires of sandstone, sticking out of the 
ground like broken ribs.
A mirage that shows the city of Carcosa.
A sandstone cliff, dotted with various caves. 
A light comes from one of them.
A huge canyon which descends at least a 
mile downwards. Various ruins can be seen at the bottom.
A grove of succulents and cacti the size of 
trees, inhabited by odd, hairless zoogs.
A beautiful and well maintained garden 
made entirely from stone.
An abandoned mine shaft with graffiti 
declaring ominous warnings.
A large, partially ruined arena, where a 
clan of green men cheer at a battle between 
 gladiators and white apes.
A dried up lake bed with the bleached bones 
of an aquatic monster.
A large ant mound with human remains 
sticking out of it.
A large, featureless yellow monolith. 
Standing near it causes a sense of intense unease.
A group of thoats stuck in bubbling tar pits.
A herd of camels with human faces 
emitting shrill screams.
A field of drought resistant fungus, 
tended by green men.
A decrepit, ruined fortress, inhabited by 
cultists devoted to Nyarlathotep.
A larva of the great old ones, chained to 
a rock covered with binding sigils.
A small encampment of friendly nomads 
who are happy to trade both supplies and stories.
A patch of long destroyed farmland, 
with a ruined farm house.
The crumbling ruins of a once great pyramid.
A huge statue depicting a creature with the 
lower body of a thoat and the upper body of a green man.
A small tomb containing mummies of 
some strange inhuman species.
A group of ghoul grave robbers, 
looking for “finely aged” meat.
Dozens of horse-sized lizards, basking in 
the light of Aldebaran’s twin suns.
A dried up river, with ancient boats still resting on its bed.
Fossilized remains of elder things, exposed by a sandstorm.
A library of forbidden lore, half-sunken into the sand.
A vast lake of black, viscous oil. 
Shoggoths hide beneath its surface, blending in easily.
The ruins of an enormous sandstone wall, 
covered with faded murals.
Dozens of ambulatory, vampiric tumbleweeds.

Saturday, June 6, 2020

Lost Carcosa Update And ADHD Version 1.1

I am making great progress towards the completion of the Lost Carcosa supplement. Currently I have completed the Men and Magic section of Supplement 🜏, and I'm almost complete with the Monsters and Treasure section.

After these portions are completed, I will begin work on what I hope will be the most interesting and useful section of the book: Adventures in Carcosa.

I have come up with 6 regions of Carcosa, and each of these will have a table of 50 possible locations/things to find while exploring those regions (somewhat similar to the "Lay of the Land" tables in Hubris). These regions are:

The Yellow Desert of Rotan
The Colour-Blighted Wastes
The Peaks of Yad-Thoon
The Valley of Yhtill
The Sea of Demhe
The Forest of Ys

In addition to the 50 random features of each region, each region also has at least one more detailed area, and I will also be writing some encounter tables.

I will also be detailing the various gods of Carcosa, which are not limited to the Great Old Ones, though they of course have prominent placement.

At a rough estimate I'd say the finished product should be around 60 pages, but keep in mind I'm not very good at estimates.

Also, in unrelated news, I've updated Adventures in Distressingly Hazardous Dungeons to include some slightly modified wilderness travel rules which are somewhat closer to the OD&D rules.

This updated version can be found here.

Saturday, May 23, 2020

Lost Carcosa Announcement (What I've Been Up To)

So I know there is already an OD&D/OSR supplement about Carcosa, with a lot of inspiration from the Cthulhu mythos, but when I read it it honestly wasn't my cup of tea. I know other folks really liked it, but the gross sexual content, the die rolling system, the skin color based alien species, and the extreme lack of detail really turned me off to it.

But I do really really like Robert W. Chamber's The King In Yellow stories quite a lot, and I really like a lot of parts of the Cthulhu mythos, so I thought I'd try my own hand at creating a Carcosan supplement.

I present to you; Supplement 🜏: Lost Carcosa!

It is designed to be compatible with the original 3 OD&D booklets, but I will include notes for use with other games. Rather than having a sparsely detailed hex-map, the book will contain a rough map of the Carcosan region of the planet Aldebaran, some detailed notes on certain locations, and random tables to generate features.

The book itself takes inspiration from the works of HP Lovecraft (particularly The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath), Robert E. Howard's Worms of the Earth, Edgar Rice Burroughs' A Princess of Mars and The Monster Men, and a slight reference to Lord Dunsany, because I don't really like Lovecraft's proper name for the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young, so I swapped it out for Sheol-Nugganoth.

Currently, art is going to be composed of black and white public domain illustrations, though this may change depending on if I suddenly magically become a talented artist.

Right now I'd say the book is about 10-20% complete (what can I say? I work slow).

On the topic of things you can immediately get your hands on, I have completed the most recent edition of the OSR hack formerly known as JABOM: Adventuring in Distressingly Hazardous Dungeons, or ADHD for short!

Click the image to read the document!

After some playtesting and feedback, this is the final version that I can see for the foreseeable future. I currently also have some documents of monsters and magic items that I'm working on separately.

That's all for now folks! Sorry for the dry spell of posts.